owlturdcomix:

I hope I haven’t miscategorized.

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dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

phoenix-falls:

No sugardaddies. No sugar mamas. No sugarbabies. Full socialism in romantic relationships. There are only sugarcomrades.

clanked:

yeah a boyfriend sounds nice but a supreme enemy you can make out with sometimes in secret sounds a lot more hardcore

crrabs:

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

smileyfaceofdoom:

All of this is Raine’s fault.

NEW IDEA! EVERYONE DO IT.

And by that I mean I’m going to tag a bunch of people just to see who can TAKE A POPSICLE SELFIE because I’m not sober and this will seem like a good idea until I wake up tomorrow.

ookamiblitz-spoopyedition, bringmevictory, intergalacticbonerariane2014, major-trouble, sayaqueenofthedark

intergalacticghost says: *heavier breathing*

ookamiblitz:

BUY ME THIS!!!

"NO NEED TO HIDE THE SCHOOLGIRLS"

Anonymous says: *heavy breathing*


RAINE MADE ME DO THIS THING.

Your name and username. 

Where you’re from. 

Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY. 

What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house? 

What is a bubbly carbonated drink called? 

What do you call gym shoes? 

What do you call your grandparents? 

What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?

What is the thing you change the TV channel with? 

Choose a book and read a passage from it. 

Do you think you have an accent? 

Be a wizard or a vampire?

Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life? 

End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.

TAGGING THE FUCK OUT OF bringmevictory. And also whoever else feels up to it because talking to yourself is AWKWARD and I wouldn’t wish it on anyone.