suspicious as fuck

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HELLO PEOPLE OF THE INTERNET! I have been nominated for this, so here’s a link for you to donate! I WILL BE MATCHING ALL DONATIONS up to the $200 goal so GO FORTH! You know you want to see me dump ice over my head. EEK.


Looks like I’ll be donating twice!

As I’ve been told innocent kittens will die FRIGHTENING HYPOTHETICAL DEATHS if I don’t upload this video, I’m not taking any chances. So here it is in all its TERRIBLE, UNEDITED GLORY.

For lack of ice, I threw a pot of water in the freezer for a couple hours and was horrified with the results.



Just remember: even if you can’t slay dragons and shoot fireballs from your hands, you can step over small objects in your path, and that makes you more badass than a lot of video game characters.


when im dead sext me through a ouija board

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I’ve had half a dozen people ask me to dump a bucket of water over my head for charity and while I would love to donate I’m still wondering if the water part is some kind of SADISTIC RITUAL.



Courtesy of the reigning queen of the THOROUGHLY IMPENDING apocalypse, major-trouble!

Always post the rules.
 Answer all the questions the person who tagged you asked and then write 10 new ones.
 Tag 10 people and link them to the post.

(But I’m lazy.)

  1. If you could be any comic book character who would it be? Probably Emma Frost. Psychic bitches RUIN ME. BUT WAIT MAYBE WICCAN. THIS ISN’T EVEN EASY.
  2. What is your favourite time of day? Probably like 10 PM onward. It’s comfortably dark with a lot of darkness left.
  3. Favourite flavour of ice cream? Or frozen yogurt :) PROBABLY ANYTHING WITH SALT AND CARAMEL IN IT DON’T JUDGE ME.
  4. Are you good at maths? I am NOT. But I still enjoy doing my taxes. And weird math shit in video games.
  5. What’s the worst thing you’ve ever eaten? Raine would tell me it’s pasta noodles with ketchup but FUCK HER THAT STUFF IS DELICIOUS. Probably wasabi. That shit ain’t for me.
  6. Do you have a degree? What in? I didn’t even graduate middle school due to cosmic unluck. 102% autodidact. AND ARGUABLY PROUD. (Not really.)
  7. Current favourite song to sing along to. The last time I sang along to a song was when I was like seven and really into Christina Aguilera. I’ve had THIS on repeat for a while now though. My taste in music is questionable to most.
  8. Where in the world would you like to live? ANYWHERE BUT HERE. Specifically, somewhere with mountains and beaches. California maybe.
  9. What is the nicest outfit you own? Probably the suit I bought to go to a wedding and never wore again. WHAT AN INVESTMENT THAT WAS. 
  10. Favourite flower? Water lilies are awesome. And anything with THORNS.


Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica

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You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and try to soak up the gorgeous literature via osmosis?

That’s my favorite part of reading. 

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