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thepacificrimjob:

sorry guys i tripped

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officialcrow:

this the realest post on this whole shit

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youre-such-a-heavenly-view:

therothwoman:

helllabovee:

itsbr1ttanybitch:

EVERYTIME IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD I WATCH IT AND CRY BEST VIDEO

ITS BACK THANK YOU GOD

This video is a gift.

I want what she’s having.

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justtheladyinblack:

If you think my jokes are bad you should check out my life choices.

QUESTIONS & THINGS

ariane2014 has taken VENGEANCE UPON ME.

As such I am compelled to do the thing.

THE RULES:

  1. Always post the rules.
  2. Answer the questions then ask 11 new questions.
  3. Tag 11 people.

But I am a RULE BREAKER SO I PROBABLY WON’T DO TWO OF THOSE THINGS.

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thestudentprincesss:

oh my god i just discovered a site where you can by bulk candy by color/flavor

you can buy two pounds of exclusively pink starbursts

you can buy endless red skittles

i never thought i’d see heaven

futurefantastic:

battybatty:

Date a guy who opens your jars and wine bottles for you

"please. please stop opening all my jars and wine bottles. I’m not ready for them yet. you’re just letting it all go bad. my whole house smells like wine and pickles and I can’t live like this"

ae-ross:

gtpomella:

cyberjock:

meth-grippin:

nutted on a pumpkin, I call that a jack off lantern 

no i call that messed up, you sick fuck

deseeding that pumpkin is gonna be a really sticky situation

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