We now interrupt your regularly scheduled lack of content for more shameless pictures of this dork.

SOCIETAL INTEGRATION IS NEARLY COMPLETE.

clandestinicious:

the-dream-operator:

clandestinicious:

this guy said “bye” to me and I told him “you too” and I have literally spent the past four hours debating whether or not that was socially acceptable

"Bye" is an abbreviation of "goodbye" which was a contraction of "God be with ye" to which it would be appropriate/grammatically logical to respond "You too" so yeah you’re fine

well then that’s one less thing to be embarrassed about

blameaspartame:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"

(Source: therussianlife)

MORE TAGGED BY THINGS: wallpaper edition. Desktop and bonus iPhone. Courtesy of ariane2014, who through these posts is further cementing my obvious HUMANITY dorkiness. THANK YOU ARIANE.

> says he doesn’t have time for games

> only has games on his desktop

I have PROBLEMS.

sammybitchfacewinchester:

fricken-nuggets:

fricken-nuggets:

Whats red and bad for your teeth?

a brick

well you’re not wrong

Random thoughts: when the fuck did I last have a random thought edition.

jaclcfrost:

ignore unnecessary negativity. like “you’re too old to go in the inflatable bouncy castle”. don’t listen to things like that. don’t let them control your life. go into that inflatable castle. bounce around all you want. stare intently at the person who told you you couldn’t go in. while bouncing around. the whole time

(Source: twitter.com)

fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

(Source: untongue)