This is SO cool that I just had to share.

you clever fuckers

my teacher used this today

23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%


I give 100% everyday…


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"Hey remember that time you…"

Yes. I remember every embarrassing thing I have ever done and chances are it keeps me up at night


Probably one of the best costumes from the con that I’ve seen.


Courtesy of ariane2014, who is far better at tagging people in these things than I’ll ever be. I’M LIKE OVER A WEEK LATE ON THIS ONE.

Filling it out and tagging 10 (HA!) people. EASY PEASY. (Tagging people is fucking hard).

Name: Brad.

Nickname: BRADICAL.

Birthday: April 21.

Gender: Male.

Sexuality: YOU’RE HOT AND I’M ANGRY. (Complicated bisexuality.)

Height: Like 5’9 or 5’10.

Time Zone: Central.

What time and date is it there: 8:45 PM.

Average hours of sleep I get each night: FOUR USUALLY. People say I work too much.

The last thing I Googled was: ”50 SHADES OF GREY EXCERPT”. This is why: 

We were on a call and Raine couldn’t handle it.

My most used phrase on Tumblr(s): Probably FUCK. It’s my filler word of choice.

First word that comes to mind: Tabernacle? I DON’T KNOW WHY.

What I last said to a family member: ”FUCK YOU TAD” probably. I say that a lot. (Tad is my twin brother. Our names rhyme deliberately and tragically.)

One place that makes me happy &why: Bookstores for potentially obvious reasons. I love the atmosphere of an 8 PM Barnes & Noble.

How many blankets I sleep under: ONE.

The last movie I watched in the cinema: Probably the first Hobbit movie at some super expensive theater in Amsterdam. THERE WERE SLIGHT REGRETS.

Three things I can’t live without: Clean socks, yogurt and my wild imagination probably.

Something I plan on learning: I’ve always had a bizarre interest in linguistics. If I ever had the time I’d probably work on being fluent in some of my favorite languages. Communication is the COOLEST THING.

A piece of advice for all my followers: Sometimes being an asshole is the healthiest thing you can do for you and everyone else. I CAN’T TAKE MY OWN ADVICE HONESTLY BUT DAMN THAT WOULD SOLVE A LOT OF MY PROBLEMS.


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Hello there, dear followers~ ♥︎

As most of you know, I have been running a little show on Youtube called the Virtual Writing Academy, where I offer weekly creative writing exercises and advice. I really love doing that show— and I want do to so much more, but I am limited by the equipment I have. With a decent webcam I would be able to create better videos. Unfortunately, I don’t have the disposable income at the moment to make such a purchase… So, I’ve decided to do a Book Sale and Donation Drive! :D

★ From now until Monday, September 15th, you can pick up a bundle of two books (by yours truly) for… PAY WHAT YOU WANT! That’s right, YOU name the price! Pick up the bundle HERE 

★ If you would like to donate through Paypal, you can do so HERE 

What sort of videos would I make if I had a decent webcam? I have tons of ideas— but here are a few :D

  • Book Readings
  • Writing Advice Answer-athons

And, best of all, if I can get this webcam I will be able to do…

  • A 31-Day Writing Challenge in October, as preparation for National Novel Writing Month! (whoa)

So, please consider picking up the bundle or donating! Also, if you could give this a reblog it would mean a lot to me!

Thank you for your time~ ♥︎

Those who fear the imagination condemn it: something childish, they say, something monsterish, misbegotten. Not all of us dream awake. But those of us who do have no choice.
Patricia A. McKillip (via maxkirin)



who here knows how to dismantle a security camera

everybody on here always acts like some criminal mastermind when in reality 40 of you guys told me to smash it with a rock and at least 3 told me to seduce it

(Source: pemsylvania)


If I follow you, yes, I care about your garden, what your cat did today, the jewelry you made, that one friend who said the thing, i like your sense of humor, and also your selfies.

Also, heart.



BONUS SELFIE: otherwise known as the last-ditch effort to save my precious Teddies.

I am going to drive down there and take those away from you if you don’t start WRITING FUCKER.

"I’M WRITING I SWEAR!" he exclaims feverishly as he clicks reblog. Tumblr was no place for productivity and he knew that, but who could resist refreshing their dash just one more time?

At this rate, the lazy bastard’s Teddy Grahams wouldn’t last the night.